You are supremely sexy and adorable. I would snuggle the fuck out if you.
I would much rather have the fuggle snucked out of me tbh.
I wanna put my cock in ur ass. But even more so I want your cock in MY ass, and I want to suck you off and swallow ur jizz. I'm straight btw.
Bi does a pretty good job of describing me.
It would be my honor to peg you. You have the cutest fucking butt ever
I like hearing stuff like this from my female followers since I don’t seem to get stuff from them a lot <3
wtf can you sit on my face you're gorgeous
How do you get so perfectly fuckable and adorable at the same time?
We've chatted before on /soc/ and you never misgendered me. Are you saying now you think transwomen are men?
"I have a penis!" doesn't actually answer "Are you male or female?" though.
Oh yeah, there’s this one too.
How many messages have you gotten saying something like "just because you have a penis doesn't make you a man."
Other than this, I’ve only gotten one other saying “This could have been a gender identity question”
Today’s the day. The day you help save the internet from being ruined.
Yes, you are, and we’re ready to help you.
(Long story short: The FCC is about to make a critical decision as to whether or not internet service providers have to treat all traffic equally. If they choose wrong, then the internet where anyone can start a website for any reason at all, the internet that’s been so momentous, funny, weird, and surprising—that internet could cease to exist. Here’s your chance to preserve a beautiful thing.)
If you haven’t already called your senator, you should.
That goes for you guys too!
If you like having fast access to porn, then I suggest you call your senator and sign this thing.
Do you like being dominated?
That may or may not be my fetish >->
How do you get such a clean shave?
With a razor and by being very careful.
Do you like to be spanked?
not too hard though >///>
H-how is your booty so rotund and soft?
I keep myself on a strict diet of orphan’s hopes and dreams of seeing their parents again. :3